The And Finally WTF Holiday Gift Guide - 2010
One of the things I miss most about producing a weekly wrap of odd and offbeat news around the world, "And Finally..." is our annual holiday gift guide - with the best of the strangest holiday gift ideas. Here's a list of the products that are the perfect "secret santa" gift or stocking stuffer. Don't ask me why, but there's kind of a running Squirrel theme this year.
For the squirrel or squirrel-lover in your life. These squirrel sized tighty-whities are sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. I have no idea if anyone has actually gotten a squirrel to wear these underpants, but $1,000 reward (not really) for anyone with a photo of an underwear-ewaring squirrel in the wild. If you have a close or budding friendship with a squirrel or know someone who has one, these are just the gift for them!
I know that some people would buy this without a hint of irony. They should know as a public service that no amount of decanting will "smooth out" the flavor of mouthwash. It stings because its working people!8. BBQ, Cheddar Cheese, Mexican Spice Larvets
These flavored larvets make the perfect pass around Hors D'Oeurves for your Holiday functions. Not hosting a party? Then these flavored larvets are the perfect way to thank your host for the invitation. I have actually tried these and they are really not all that bad. They are from the Evolution store in SoHo and available at their electronic retail establishment.
Finally, a safe way to give someone you love Swine Flu! Plush versions of microbes at 1,000,000x From the geniuses at ThinkGeek, you can pick from over 42 varieties to get just the right one for those you love and hate.
When you want to pull off the classic "pull my finger" joke, but have run out of gas.
Because nothing makes you feel squeaky clean like green shower gel dispensed from a nostril.
If you're one of those people that things that the hard-working touchy feely folks of the TSA really DO have a sense of humor, then slap one of these stickers on your rollerboard and see if you make it home in time for the holidays.
Birdhouses are sooooo last year. $10,000 dollar reward (not really) for the first person to get a photo of an underwear wearing squirrel in this seat. Half-eaten corn on the cob is not included.
2. Turkey Timer
If you are one of those people who only really cook around the holidays, then you probably need all the crazy help you can get. Why use an ordinary timer. Technically, this is a turkey pop-up thermometer, with raised legs when the bird reached 165 degrees on the inside. Perfect for people who are scared of under or over cooking their holiday bird.
When the kid has moved on from their Ugly Dolls, Webkinz, and stuffed Teddy Bears (and they're not into microbes) its time to get them a mentally ill cuddlytoy. Nothing like a stuffed toy that is diagnosed with depression, delusion, or body image issues to really make a kid smile. The funnest part of the toy is that, after you receive one, you get a letter from "The Asylum" directing you to the creators website for a complete medical history and a recommended series of treatments. Who said that stuffed toys aren't educational?
That's it for this year... Ho Ho Hope you have a great holiday and be sure to let me know what else we should add to this gift guide.
If you are feeling retro, here's a YouTube link for the 2008 episode.

